Darby Gunpowder:
Welcome to the first installment of Celebrity Caricatures. Here at Derober, we hate celebrities, but these pics are too cool poke fun at -they speak for themselves. Roll your mouse over the photos to reveal the muse behind the face. Enjoy, and don’t forget to check out our homepage for the usual satire and T&A.
John:
Disney stars Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are showing the mouse how they do it. The two have been on vacation since last year I think and they only packed swimsuits. Here’s the thing. I think PDA is ok depending on the situation. The situation being if you’re hot or not. Every time I go to six flags I get stuck behind some teen skinhead and his fat girlfriend trying to make a baby before they get on the Batman ride. Not hot. Vanessa Hudgens rockin’ tits gettin motorboated in the Caribbean, that’s hot. So check your waistline before you bring your romance to the public, kids. Thanks a lot.
Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Let me start off by saying that Sophie is no monk. She’s a cold blooded sex goddess from the bowels of hell. She eats men’s souls for breakfast and women’s hopes for lunch. So when I say I should never have gotten involved with her hopefully you’ll heed my advice. She’s a devious swindler with the aspiration to provide men everywhere with nothing but blue balls. And that’s it. I still can’t piss right.
Darby Gunpowder:
The latest promos for the new season of Gossip Girl are racy, inappropriate, presumptuous, illegal in North Korea, and make me feel tingly inside. **Golf Clap**. The hit show’s 2nd Season shoots it’s load Sept 1, following the sexy August promotion that is sure to increase viewership and bloodflow. I haven’t been this excited about a show since Tara Reid’s performance in Jackie Treehorn’s “Logjammin”. For anyone who thinks these ads are a bad influence on children, I suggest those people stop procreating and move to North Korea. Boom, problem solved. Done.