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John:
OK, so here’s how it works: Kim Kardashian knows that the media is a making fun of her for her recent weight gain. So Kim woke up this morning and called a few paparazzos and told them exactly what gym she’d be hangin’ around. Then Kimmy walks outside the gym and gets her picture taken in her shitty workout outfit.
The tragedy is this is actually how Kim thinks you lose weight. She got home and told her mom all about how she put on her workout clothes and it felt so good and people took pictures. Kim was eating a chicken leg at the time so her mom could hardly understand her. But anyway, they day was magical and Kim was sure she lost like 2 lbs. while the paparazzi snapped away.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This is what doesn’t happen to people who sit and read books. In fact, ladies, why are you even taking the time to read this post? You should be out there doing squat thrusts, ass sit-ups, tit-push ups, and getting a boob job immediately. Early bird gets the rack, right? And all though these ’spontaneous’ photos of Audrina Partridge by the pool are as real as her tits, I still would sell my soul and the guy’s next to me for one glorious motorboat in those heavely bags.

Remember, burning books are bad, but reading them are even worse.

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John:
Pictures have surfaced of Britney Spears teaching her child ‘how to be a Spears.’ Yes, that’s a diaper on the little guy. After the smoke, Britney is going to teach Sean-Preston other Spears’ family traditions like cardboard sled racing and grenade fishing.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Christian Bale was arrested in London today in connection with assault charges brought against him by his mother and sister. Bale is still being questioned by police and has yet to release a statement. If this is true, he’s a real dick.
Update:
He has handed himself into police voluntarily over the mysterious domestic feud.
He went to Belgravia police station in central London earlier today and is still there, being held in custody.
When asked if Bale had been arrested, a police spokesman said “A 34-year-old man attended a central London police station this morning by appointment and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. He currently remains in custody.”
His family is not talking.

Innocent until proven guilty, but this still tarnishes the ol’ reputation. I can’t imagine someone on top of the world being angry enough to bitch slap anyone, let alone family, let alone women, let alone your mom and sister. Dick.

Update: I loved Dark Knight!!!

UPDATE UPDATE
The so called ‘Assault’ case is not over physical abuse but rather verbal abuse (which is considered assault in the UK). Are you kidding me, if that was the case I’d be the verbal version of Jack the Ripper. Grow up England. This is America, and we don’t give a shit about hurt feelings.

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Would you rather A: capture Bigfoot or B: be abducted by aliens??

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Bragging foots: Aliens or Bigfoot (doubleviking)
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Paris and Benji are posers at best (celebwarship)
Tree porn!!! Yes, you heard me correctly (yepyepgibbs)

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