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John:
Blake Lively showed up to the David Letterman show and it looks like she forgot something. I’ve been reading some gossip blogs criticizing this bold move. Have you seen those legs? Those legs could end the war in the Middle East. Those legs could make peanut butter. I don’t know what that means but I’m sure it’s true. If those legs were wrapped around me, well, I’d be sure to take a picture and show it to all my friends because they wouldn’t believe me without photographic proof but the point is I’d be really happy. So very happy….Talk to me, Blake. Tell me how you feel. I want to be your man. And by ‘man’ I mean ‘person who has tons of sex with you.’

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John:
Sarah Palin, Alaska’s one remaining hot chick, is now McCain’s new running mate. I watched this slideshow of her today and she’s what I would call a Librarian Cougar. The type of cougar that never lets on that she has a crush on you because she’s too busy being smart and condescending. And then you see her at a bar one night and she’s all like, ‘It’s just my job, baby, don’t take it personally. I’m only mean to the ones I reallly like.’

And then you strong arm her right there on the pool table next to the popcorn machine and she doesn’t give a shit who watches. FACT.

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John:
David Duchovny, the man I aspire to be, has checked himself into sex-hab says People,

“I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction,” the actor says in an exclusive statement. “I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.” Duchovny, 48, has been married to actress Téa Leoni since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.”

David Duchovny is the best at everything so I’m sure he was the best sexoholic ever. I’ll bet he’s gonna’ tear that rehab center a new one too with his untoppable member. They’re gonna’ talk about him long after he’s gone. One hot nurse will say to the other one,

“Remember when David was here? I have to confess - wait, no! You too, Stacy?! Wow. F*cking Wow!”

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