Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Jennifer Aniston may not be the specimen she was during her Friends years but she’s still got what it takes set your cock ablaze. And if you’re wondering whether or not that was a play on words just there, I’m not sure myself. All I know is that Jen is back with a full boat–tits over asses. Just like I like it. I bet you for the first time since their breakup Brad Pitt is actually questioning whether he’d rather be with Jennifer or the post pregnant misses at home. I mean don’t get me wrong, I doubt Brad is reeling too much. There’s always option C: bang every hot bitch in the free world and then buy your wife a bigger ring. But still, in between shitting and drinking his morning coffee today Brad must’ve given some thought to how much he missed tattooing Jennifer’s lovely ass. Either or the gloves are off. Jennifer would like all those people who think she’s dried up to go f#ck themselves.

And you know what, Jen, I intend to shortly.