Jenna Jameson is a porn star, OK. A porn star.
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John:
Jenna Jameson appeared in the latest Peta propaganda. Americans have what I like to call a ‘role model crisis.’ I remember when it was Bob Barker telling me to de-nut my animal. Times have changed my friends. Don’t get me wrong, I love Jenna and I celebrate her entire collection but I don’t think she should be giving what I call ‘advice.’ This is a girl who once got triple-teamed in a truck stop bathroom in Barstow. If that is a stepping stone to the big-time then it looks like I’m off to Tumbleweeds Saloon and Truck Stop for a very interesting evening.