Tila Tequila finds love

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Finally a touching story I can relate to. Tila Tequila will not return for a third season of Shot of Love because she doesn’t want to jinx her current romance with girlfriend Courtenay Semel. Likewise, I broke up with my girlfriend last week because I didn’t want to jinx what a good thing I have going on with my hand. I mean you have no idea what we’ve been through. We’re like Thelma and Louise. If you go, I go, bitch. If you go I go.

Update-Ok, so I was just reminded by John that I haven’t dated a girl in well over a year. Thanks for that cold pill, ass.

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