Party’s over at the Playboy Mansion…single tear.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Don’t read this if you are having a shitty day already, as it may drive you over the edge. OK, for all you people who were having a good day, let me be the first to ruin it:
Hef and Holly have announced they won’t be throwing anymore lavish parties at the Playboy mansion. It’s the end of THE era. For all the men in the world who have creamed dreamed of attending the Midsummer Nights Dream Party or the Halloween bash at the Playboy mansion -you can flush those dreams down the toilet with your Hot Pockets. According to,

“After decades of some of the wildest parties, Hugh Hefner is reportedly pulling the plug, and this Halloween will be the last party the mansion hosts.

“Playboy Enterprises has decided that this party (Midsummer Night’s Dream) and the upcoming annual Halloween party will be the last that the magazine mogul personally throws as a means to cut costs.”

That may be why they sold tickets for last weekend’s Midsummer Night’s Dream soiree–to raise some mullah! It was the first time in Playboy history that tickets were sold for the ultra exclusive party.”

It is rumored that the mansion will be available to rent out for private parties. will be holding a fund raiser for all mankind to rent the place out this coming year. So get your checkbooks leather zipper masks out. Lets do the damn thing.

For tons of sweet pics of the Playboy mansion behind the scenes, click here.

Comments (5) “Party’s over at the Playboy Mansion…single tear.”

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SamJuly 30, 2009 @ 1:33 pm

That is totally wrong that “tickets” have never been sold to Mansion parties. I used to run Playboy Auctions for Playboy from 2000 to 2002 and we auctioned off quite a few of them.

Heather TaylorSeptember 14, 2009 @ 8:19 pm

I am 24 and my dream is to be apart of the Playboy family. Seeing how everyone there is so loving and caring is so inspirational. I never really had a family and that has always been my dream is to feel apart of something special.

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