Write-in contest to win threesome with Scarlett
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John:
The details of the promotion comes with one of these “*”
* Threesome refers to moviegoing date with three peope.
Really, I thought Scar-Jo was leasing out her body to promote a movie? Instead it’s just false advertising trying to go viral. I’m not as easily fooled like our dim Ninja buddy Doug whose sister is a rotten whore. No siree, I’m smart.
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