Derober

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Darby Gunpowder:
35 year-young Kate Beckinsale was on vacation in Cabo this past weekend and she looked like a delicious creamsicle. I want to eat her. Literally, I would do it. Call me crazy, but I would dig in to that ass like Sally Struthers. She would be my breakfast, lunch, dinner, 4th meal (registered trademark TacoBell, all rights reserved) and desert. I would serve a life sentence for eating Kate Beckinsale. I would do it. Tell me I wouldn’t. The little people in my head can’t have any though. They can watch, but they can’t share in my Kate Beckinsale smorgasbord.

Update: I would do it.

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