Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Just look at how miserable a human being Nicole Scherzinger looks like on her private boat. She makes the same cringe with her face that my dog makes when he scoots his shitty ass across the carpet. She’s looks like the kind of girl that if you dated she would give you the cold shoulder all day until she thought of something for you to do for her.

“Oh Nicole…you need another pair of Dior sunglasses..right…right now? But I just got you a pair..I….but…oh, they weren’t the right tint of champagne color. Ok, babe. I’ll get right on it. In the meantime would you mind kindly going and F#CKING YOURSELF!”