Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
With stiff competition coming from all over the globe, it is with great pride that I announce this year’s winner of the coveted Greatest Rack in ’08 award. And the gold goes to..Audrina Partridge. Please take a bow, Audrina…and stay in that position until I tell you otherwise. OK, ok, so perhaps it’s not fair to award Audrina given that her boobs are as convincing as a Keanu Reeves portrayal of Hamlet. But in today’s age of steroids and performance enhancing drugs why should I hold a little thing like a boob job against her? I ask you, if someone steals a Plasma TV from Wal-Mart and gives it to you as a birthday present do you shun them for breaking the rules or embrace them for giving you exactly what you wanted. I don’t know about you, but I’ll go with the ladder.

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