The greatest trick Spencer Pratt pulled is convincing the world he didn’t exist

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Darby Gunpowder:
Sphincter Pratt found God and he wants the universe to know about it. Us Weekly reports,

When Mary-Kate Olsen said that he had a bad temper, for example, “my natural Spencer Pratt had to attack,” he says. So he called her the “less cute” twin.
“Heidi’s there going, ‘What would Jesus do? What would Jesus do?’” Pratt says. “And I’m like, ‘Jesus gave me these great comebacks.’ And she’s like, ‘No, that’s the devil.’”
Pratt says he now goes to church every Sunday with Montag.
“People are very excited to see me there. They’re like, ‘It’s good you’re here,’ and they’re patting me on the back like, ‘Thank you for being here.’”

I too consider my self slightly religious, but I refuse to have anything in common with Public Enemy #1, so I now have reached a crossroads in my life. Kindly pass the Cool-Aid please.

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