Vanessa Hudgens overshares
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John:
Let’s face it, Vanessa Hudgens is a gravy train with biscuit wheels. Any girl who poses nude in her teens to try to grab the attention of some old dude should be awarded the Silver Staff of Aethelwine. And by ‘Silver Staff of Aethelwine’ I mean ‘my penis.’ God I love this chick. You could invite her to a no-pants party and she’d be the first arrival… 2 days early.
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