What could make this picture any better??

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August 28th, 2008

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~


Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Keeley Hazell is a hurricane of sexual prowess. She walks into an S&M store and says, “I’ll take me.” If she were an island it would probably lactate milk. Sometimes when I see her topless I swear I see the Virgin Mary in her nipples. She is my wife, my muse, my one and only. She will be mine or I will die trying.

Odds are I’ll die trying.

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Comments (5)

Comments (5) “What could make this picture any better??”

WilliamSpandex — August 28, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

I dunno’ her face looks weird with that crap on it. Very cool still but it looks like she’s just trying to get attention

Bob 'The Bitch' — August 28, 2008 @ 3:59 pm

Ohh her face…yeah I hadn’t noticed till now that there was a head attached to that rack

Bob 'The Bitch'
LINKASAURUS REX | The Angry T — August 28, 2008 @ 4:16 pm

[…] I want the gold (Derober) […]

ben — August 29, 2008 @ 10:03 pm

Britney is seeking true love online now. I just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “daterichsingles.com.”

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