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John:
Sarah Palin, Alaska’s one remaining hot chick, is now McCain’s new running mate. I watched this slideshow of her today and she’s what I would call a Librarian Cougar. The type of cougar that never lets on that she has a crush on you because she’s too busy being smart and condescending. And then you see her at a bar one night and she’s all like, ‘It’s just my job, baby, don’t take it personally. I’m only mean to the ones I reallly like.’

And then you strong arm her right there on the pool table next to the popcorn machine and she doesn’t give a shit who watches. FACT.

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