Derober

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John:
Blake Lively showed up to the David Letterman show and it looks like she forgot something. I’ve been reading some gossip blogs criticizing this bold move. Have you seen those legs? Those legs could end the war in the Middle East. Those legs could make peanut butter. I don’t know what that means but I’m sure it’s true. If those legs were wrapped around me, well, I’d be sure to take a picture and show it to all my friends because they wouldn’t believe me without photographic proof but the point is I’d be really happy. So very happy….Talk to me, Blake. Tell me how you feel. I want to be your man. And by ‘man’ I mean ‘person who has tons of sex with you.’