Olympic Cheerleaders, McCarthyism, Lingerie Outtakes, More Juice Please…

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Olympic Cheerleaders make sacrifice to Beijing gods (BustedCoverage)
Jenny McCarthy in a bikini aint bad at all (DoubleViking)
Halle Berry Esquire lingerie outtakes (On205th)
20 year-old twins that have a very special gift (Asylum)
“Porn Inspector” demands free videos (Uncoached)
Giant poo destroys Swiss Villiage (Macho)
Whore of the day. Yes, that’s what I said (DirtyRotten)
Scarlett Johannson invites you to a threesome (BedHead)
Cassie Pierces nips for breast cancer (Warship)
One of the funniest pictures I’ve seen in a while (TastyBooze)

America’s Next Top Model has a secret

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John:
If you guessed she’s Dennis Rodman please stop reading our site and wipe the retard drewl off the keyboard. This year America’s Top Model will be fishing for ratings by featuring Isis, a 22 year old former receptionist and former male. She was born Pablo Franco Exzavier-Martinez III. Ok, so I made that last part up but she was born with a penis and she doen’t have a penis anymore so you do the math. Tivo just got another season pass.

Sophie Howard and Lucy Pinder: Judgment Day

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
You know I hate to beat a dead horse on how spectacular Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard’s breasts are, but damn. However, if you’re going to stick your dick in the mash potatoes why not dip your nuts in a side of gravy? That’s my philosophy. And it has served me well in life.

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Rihanna has a boyfriend? Crap

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John:
Rihanna is on vacation in Barbados with her R&B singer Chris Brown. Reports say he spent the weekend “donkey-punch ready” whatever that means. I think I actually like this guy. I don’t know why, but I do.


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The big boobed gymnist famous for more just ruining our chances at gold

Her name is Alicia Sacramone, and she is my future wife (#4). It’s ok, Alicia, I forgive you. Now go and make this up to me by posing for Playboy.