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Darby Gunpowder:
5 years ago, the combination of the words Britney Spears, lesbian, and stripper would have given many men hot flashes. Today, it just conjures up feelings of eating an entire case of Hot Pockets in one sitting. Tarantino must have lost a bet to want to cast, the no-talent ass-hack Spears as an ACTRESS in his next film, ‘Pussycat’. I’m sure ‘Crossroads’ is not in Tarantino’s DVD tower, but he’s got to know Spears can’t tie her own straight-jacket these days, let alone act.
According to filmschoolrejects.com,

Tarantino was considering Britney Spears, Eva Mendes, and Kim Kardashian with its recent suggestion that the princess of pop—whose acting career basically consists of a horrific performance in Crossroads, when she was cute and attractive, and a handful of comedic cameos on the CBS series “How I Met Your Mother,” after she had become crazy and not so attractive — might have beat out both Kardashian and Mendes for a part as one of his leading ladies.

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At summer’s end, tens of thousands of half-naked attention seekers descend on Manhattan Beach, CA for the ‘Six Man’ Volleyball Tournament. Teams from across the globe come to compete…in costumes. From team Umpa Lumpa to team Magnum PI, 6 Man is the fastest growing volleyball tournament on the globe. The Derobers made the trek down to Manhattan Beach to see what all the fuss was about. What we found was an event that mixes the pageantry and booze of Mardi Gras with the flesh-fiesta of the Playboy mansion. Oh, and did we mention volleyball?

DEROBER’S exclusive 6 Man Video

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Jennifer Aniston may not be the specimen she was during her Friends years but she’s still got what it takes set your cock ablaze. And if you’re wondering whether or not that was a play on words just there, I’m not sure myself. All I know is that Jen is back with a full boat–tits over asses. Just like I like it. I bet you for the first time since their breakup Brad Pitt is actually questioning whether he’d rather be with Jennifer or the post pregnant misses at home. I mean don’t get me wrong, I doubt Brad is reeling too much. There’s always option C: bang every hot bitch in the free world and then buy your wife a bigger ring. But still, in between shitting and drinking his morning coffee today Brad must’ve given some thought to how much he missed tattooing Jennifer’s lovely ass. Either or the gloves are off. Jennifer would like all those people who think she’s dried up to go f#ck themselves.

And you know what, Jen, I intend to shortly.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Please sit. Lindsey Lohan is supposedly getting married to a little boy, Sam Rosen under the new same-sex marriage law in California. I can see the future True Hollywood Story of Lohan and it will go a little something like this:

Shortly after Lindsey’s acting career dried up, she suffered from a severe case of ‘WFT’. Doctors have only seen rare cases of ‘WTF’ with Britney Spears, Jesse ‘the body’ Ventura, Gary Busey, and Ren & Stimpy. Lohan was delusional. She posed nude for The New Yorker for free when she was dead broke. Further down the spiral, she tried to marry 12 year old boy, Samantha Rosen. As fate would have it, just before the farce ceremony, Lindsay was put out of her misery by the federal government for taking up too much press in an election year. She was a candle in the kiln.

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