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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Kate Moss just loves to get naked..fact. I think she wakes up and says to herself, “Kate, I don’t care how you do it but find a way to stay naked today. Oh…wait..you have another nude photoshoot? Perfect.” Seriously, after a few months with Kate guys have to throw clothes on her to get off. True story. Anyways, for the everyday Joe like myself it is an honor to see her tight little body on display. A true testament of time. Kate gives hope to all men who ever dream of bagging a babe that never gets fat and ugly. Dream on fellas, dream on. Live….live for me…..

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Diddly pleads with his “Saudi Arabian Brothers” to lower gas prices because he “needs oil for his jet.” The only way this could be more pathetic is if Diddy was in a wheelchair holding a Rwandan baby while they are attacked by a bear. Just sayin’

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John:
I had to Wikipedia this slut just to find out Shauna Sand was the Playmate of the month in 1996 and once did an episode of Charmed. She went on to marry Lorenzo Lamas and then divorce him. After more Wiki-searching I found out that Lorenzo Lamas made a guest starring appearance on Falcon Crest in 1988. What’s the point of all this you ask?
The point is if you’ve ever been on the TV at any point in your life and you have a body like that you get to be on Derober whenever you want. Those are the rules I just made up and they are not subject to change anytime soon.

Oh, and here is Shauna naked a whole bunch. Don’t say I never did anything for ya’. Bam!

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John:
Blogged Magazine, the authority in ranking gossip blogs, has bestowed it’s top honor for the year on The Derobers. Just 8 short months ago when Derober began (at lowly #192), we told our 100 readers that we would hit #1. 12 Million hits and 60 Million Page views later, the editors of Blogged have spoken. As a thank you to all our fans we’ll be spending the $10,000 prize money on hookers & maple syrup and a new peg leg for Bob ‘the Bitch.’ Thanks for all your support! Suck it Perez!

For the entire list of nominees and winners, click here.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Recently, Keira ‘the board’ Knightly refused to allow her breastszsz to go under the Photoshop knife to make them larger for “The Duchess” poster art. Seriously, if she just had breast augmentation surgery, this wouldn’t even be an issue. While taking a break from thinking bout sex, I got to thinking about boobs and how much better some celebs would look if they added a few lbs to all the right places.

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