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John:
It’s my d*ick in a box! Hayden Panettiere celebrated her 19th birthday yesterday. I love this chick, she’ll put on a sorcorer’s hat, yank a dog into a pool, and throw in a nipple slip to boot. She’s dangerous. Like a little rock star on training wheels. If you can find the nipple slip below, I’ll give you a shiny nickel. Goooood luck!

For more on Hayden’s evolution from striptease to nip slip click here.

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John:
Apparently, Heidi Montag is still allowed to make music. Here she is filming ‘Overdosin‘. Lemme guess, it’s a play on the old 80’s workout video? Lemme guess again! Heidi likes one of the boys but can’t get close to him. He’s got a hot girlfriend and they’re exclusive. Heidi is gonna’ get his attention let me tell you. Heidi’s gonna have to win the boy with her incredible dance moves and sultry voice. The video ends when the guy pours gasoline all over himself, lights a match, and shoots himself.

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Ali Larter bikini pics own me (doubleviking)
Erica has rack is my destinty (bustedcoverage)
Bad joke tellers WILL die (asylum)
Ivanka Trump legs come from unholy place (dirtyrottenwhore)
Melissa Marie sexy portfolio (uncoached)
Heidi Montag must die (celebwarship)
Nutshots ARE FUNNY (donchavez)
Silva Lucimara is hottest Olympian you haven’t heard of (on205th)
Michael C. Hall still dating his sister co-star sister from Dexter (pink)

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I’ve suspected it for years. People kept wondering how a woman could be so vulgar, so powerful and so addicted to sex. But the answer was always simpler than they ever could’ve imagined…Madonna IS a man. That’s right, she’s got a pair of balls the size of New Mexico. They have their own orbit. King Kong was ashamed of himself after seeing them. Did I mention Madonna is a man?? OK, good. Anyways, Madonna and her man bits just started the ‘Sticky and Sweet’ Tour (not making that up) in England. The tour will go for several months or until the sponsors realize they just had sex with a man and pull the plug. And by ‘plug’ I mean concert you sickos.

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John:
Adriana Lima aka “My Fiance” poses for Victoria Secrets new coffee table book with the other supermodels. I wish I had thought of that. This is a much better idea than my coffee table book, The Dumper, and I don’t mean the Garbage..

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