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In Columbia Pictures’ comedy THE HOUSE BUNNY, Anna Faris charms as Shelley Darlington, a Playboy Bunny who teaches an awkward sorority about the opposite sex - only to learn that what boys really like is what’s on the inside. Shelley is living a carefree life until a rival gets her tossed out of the Playboy Mansion. With nowhere to go, fate delivers her to the sorority girls from Zeta Alpha Zeta. Unless they can sign a new pledge class, the seven socially clueless women will lose their house to the scheming girls of Phi Iota Mu. In order to accomplish their goal, they need Shelley to teach them the ways of makeup and men; at the same time, Shelley needs some of what the Zetas have - a sense of individuality. The combination leads all the girls to learn how to stop pretending and start being themselves.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
With stiff competition coming from all over the globe, it is with great pride that I announce this year’s winner of the coveted Greatest Rack in ‘08 award. And the gold goes to..Audrina Partridge. Please take a bow, Audrina…and stay in that position until I tell you otherwise. OK, ok, so perhaps it’s not fair to award Audrina given that her boobs are as convincing as a Keanu Reeves portrayal of Hamlet. But in today’s age of steroids and performance enhancing drugs why should I hold a little thing like a boob job against her? I ask you, if someone steals a Plasma TV from Wal-Mart and gives it to you as a birthday present do you shun them for breaking the rules or embrace them for giving you exactly what you wanted. I don’t know about you, but I’ll go with the ladder.

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I’ll need to take a closer look here

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John:
Lindsay Lohan’s side boob has returned but only briefly. It’s being reported that the side boob saw its own shadow and will not return for six more weeks.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Sphincter Pratt found God and he wants the universe to know about it. Us Weekly reports,

When Mary-Kate Olsen said that he had a bad temper, for example, “my natural Spencer Pratt had to attack,” he says. So he called her the “less cute” twin.
“Heidi’s there going, ‘What would Jesus do? What would Jesus do?’” Pratt says. “And I’m like, ‘Jesus gave me these great comebacks.’ And she’s like, ‘No, that’s the devil.’”
Pratt says he now goes to church every Sunday with Montag.
“People are very excited to see me there. They’re like, ‘It’s good you’re here,’ and they’re patting me on the back like, ‘Thank you for being here.’”

I too consider my self slightly religious, but I refuse to have anything in common with Public Enemy #1, so I now have reached a crossroads in my life. Kindly pass the Cool-Aid please.

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