Britney Spears returns to Wal-Mart hotness
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John:
Britney Spears made a weekend appearance at Bare, Mirage’s topless pool. Thankfully, Brit kept her top on. That’s a good thing because Brintey’s nipples stare at the ground like a scorned dog. I can’t prove that of course but I’m really good at making things up and I’m just spinnin’ my wheels over here. Gotta’ run, my unicorn just arrived and I’ve got a ton of errands to run.