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Darby Gunpowder:
I can’t remember the last time I came home from a party covered in breastmilk. But then again, I haven’t partied with Demi Moore in ages. At a recent after-party for Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet tour, her brother Christopher Ciccone felt compelled to share a story about Demi Moore and her machine gun mammaries. According to The Sun it goes a little somethin like this,

“He said: “We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. She was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends.
“My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me: ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?’
“I replied: ‘How the f*** would I know? Call Demi!’”

For reasons I care not to explain, I don’t think I would turn down a boob-juice douche from Demi Moore.