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It’s moments like this that call for Insane-O the killer clown car. Christina Ricci and her boyfriend (whose name doesn’t matter) hit the beaches in Malibu yesterday. Ricci is a little spark plug, man. Why is she dating the Vietnam vet? You know that douche has no clue how to pleasure a woman. His idea of foreplay is probably something really pretentious like, “a good dinner and a cigar.” God, I hate this guy. He’s my new sworn enemy. Brace yourself, douchbag Bikini Killer, Ol’ John and Insan-O will be paying you a visit very, very soon.