WTF?! Pam Anderson and Michael Jackson dating
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Darby Gunpowder:
Please read this post while listening to Powerman 5000 ‘When World’s Collide’ (video after jump). And go. Pamela Anderson, and Michael Jackson are doin it and doin it and doin it gross. That’s right, Michael’s life is so messed up he wants to end it with a quick lethal injection of Hepatitus C. It’s a brilliant move by Pam since she’ll be the beneficiary of his estate -which isn’t much at this point, but it’s better than selling Tommy Lee’s used wiener socks on Ebay. Here’s the skinny on their latest rendezvous in Malibu,
“They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.”
So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.
We’re told: “They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela.”
No one is safe.