Derober

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~ She got dogged so hard she was ‘Wookied’ ~

So we all know that Anne Hathaway dated a criminal but apparently she was also covering con-man Raffaello Follieri $37,000 per-month rent says the NY Post:

“He wasn’t too ashamed to allegedly cash thousands of dollars from his goo-goo-eyed girlfriend, Anne Hathaway. The “Get Smart” actress paid her beleaguered beau’s whopping $37,000 monthly rent at his sumptuous Olympic Tower duplex for four months until finally, in June, his lease ran out – and she ditched him as the feds closed in on his schemes.”

Note to self: Date Anne Hathaway. Date the shit out of her. She’s dumber than a sack of hammers and she’s rich. And when I date her I’m going to have her buy me all sorts of cool shit like water-trampolines and tree houses n’ stuff. But I want one of those adult tree houses that make you feel like a kid but with all the luxuries of adult living. Look, do I have to diagram this out using Anne Hathaway in a see-through dress? Fine, I will!