Kim Kardashian would make a great singer

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Bob ‘The Bitch’
Oh yeah, wait…I meant to say I would love to see her head get knocked off. Thinking of Kim Kardashian singing is like trying to imagine a planet where every five seconds I get kicked in the nuts–for no reason. I’d sooner eat my own foot than listen to a second of Kardashian belching out a tune. I suggest that everyone go out and get a plastic bag from their local market just in case we all have to commit a ritual suicide.

Kim on a singing career says,

“I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing.”
If and when she pursues this, Kim has an all-star list of performers with whom she’d like to collaborate…
“I’d say a little bit Michael Jackson in there. I would love to work with, like, Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake.”

How about you have your mouth collaborate with the barrel of a sawed off shotgun and explode. Just saying.

Comments (5) “Kim Kardashian would make a great singer”

bretSeptember 4, 2008 @ 7:37 pm

To tell the truth,I found she posted a profile on a famous dating site,called to seek hot guys.

loves treatSeptember 5, 2008 @ 12:04 am

god this bitch is annoying. I want her to take a long walk of a short fashion runway.

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