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Despite having posed for The New Yorker Magazine FOR FREE, Lohan has declined Hef’s offer of $700K to strip down and show the world something we’ve all already seen.
This girl has been parading around LA for a month in nothing but see-through tops. Lohan basically one venereal desease short of hooking on Sunset Blvd. and she’s too good for Playboy? Lindsay, you’re never going to work seriosly in this town again. You’re like Pee-Wee Herman after he got arrested for flashing all those people only there are no second chances. The only second chance you’re getting is a chance to get naked again and get paid for it.
Screw it, I’m done trying to help. Here is Lohan naked. Yes, naked.