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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Eye candy and a perfect target for personal ridicule. Lets think about Sophie Monk for a second. She starred on some Australian television shows, in a couple of shitty B movies (aka. Date Movie) and has been seen dating Ryan Seacrest. And I only know all that because I just IMDB’d her. So really what is so special about her? That’s right, nothing. She’s a poor man’s Kim Kardashian with a tighter ass. Don’t get me wrong if you see Sophie walking down the street you don’t say to yourself, “ehhh, average at best.” You realize you could never land that ass and die a little bit inside. But you know what, Sophie, you’re almost 30. So enjoy the crown well it still fits your perfect little head.