Kim Kardashian on Dancing with the Stars = priceless

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Bob ‘The Bitch’
Is it just me or did Kim Kardashian say she was planning on losing the ass pounds to be on Dancing with the Stars. Could’ve swore that’s what I heard. You know, Kim, just imagining that your ass is toned doesn’t make it true. I’m sure you spent many nights throwing ever penny ‘Daddy’ made into a wishing well hoping that your ass would transform into something the public valued. You lit every prayer candle you could find and wished to the genie Zultar that your ass wouldn’t be so BIG. But unfortunately this isn’t the movies and you’re no movie star. You’re and ass, plain and simple. An ass that shat out a torso, arms, legs, and a head full of shit. Sorry to break it to you. Pwned.

Comments (6) “Kim Kardashian on Dancing with the Stars = priceless”

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johnnySeptember 12, 2008 @ 12:54 am

The girl is hot and sexy. She has a account at the famous millionaire & celebrity dating club with more hot sexy photos and videos.

LeoSeptember 12, 2008 @ 7:06 am

fucking fantastic bobby

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