Fact: Katherine McPhee’s cleavage cannot resist Wii Power Glove
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John:
Katherine McPhee rose from the dead to attend Fashion Week and we’re happy she stepped out. The fomer Idol contestant married this douchebag a year ago and everybody stopped giving a shit about her immediately. But when I looked again at this douchebag I realized the 42-year-old balding bastard isn’t wearing a Wii Power Glove. Is it just me or do you look at guys in public who don’t accessorize with Power Gloves and just get immediately suspicious? I know I do.