No one leaves ‘The Hef’…nobody
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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
In case you haven’t heard, Hef’s hot whore girl next door Holly Madison high tailed and ran away from Hugh to make cocky, talentless, alien retard babies with Chriss Angel. That’s right, Hugh Hefner lost his girl to a magician. Somebody check my head for tumors. No one knows for sure if Holly found Chriss or if Chriss found Holly and stole her away but quite frankly who the f$ck cares? All I need to know, Hef, is…does that mean the Playboy mansion is back open for business?? Please, God make it so.