Britney’s parents had a nude painting of their daughter hanging in their home…the pieces are coming together
~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Darby Gunpowder:
Britney Spears donated the above painting to The Promises Foundation which provides “behavioral health services to low-income women and their children.” The press recently found out Mr and Mrs Spears had the topless painting of a teenage Britney hanging in their house…on the ceiling over their bed. OK, I made the last part up, but it makes for a creepier story. The painting was put on eBay with an opening bid of $10,000 but it was later removed for unknown reasons. If the painting does go back up on eBay, you can bet I will place a bid on this masterpiece of pop culture shit and then burn it as a whorish publicity stunt.
Donald Trump $$$
Leonardo Dicaprio $$
Justin Timberlake -$
Christina Aguilera $$
Eva Longoria $$
Hillary Duff -$
