Brooke Hogan in a bikini is Wal-Mart average
~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John:
Brooke Hogan went to the beach with her boyfriend whose name is not important to this piece. What is important is how angry the ocean gets when it has to share space with Brooke. First, the ocean is just a little annoyed…then it starts to really think about it and says, “No! F*ck this!”
And then a tree falls on Brooke’s head.
Don’t get mad at me, I just call it like i see it.