J.C. is totolly down with Miley and her new boyfriend

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Isn’t this sweet. Miley Cyrus and her new boyfriend Justin Gaston (sporting the crucifix bling) walked to church Sunday. The Cyrus’ probably had to repent for fist f#cking a stray goat and for general douche baggery. You know, same old story. But the good news is Jesus loves country, so he’ll give Miley and the boy toy a pass for having premarital sex because to Jesus Billy Ray is God. True story.

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Comments (6) “J.C. is totolly down with Miley and her new boyfriend”

millySeptember 16, 2008 @ 8:03 pm

I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week.

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a guySeptember 27, 2008 @ 6:21 pm

i had sex wit hher

destinyMay 16, 2009 @ 3:53 pm

what are you thinking?

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