Katy Perry is fun when she takes her clothes off
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John:
If you don’t know, Katy Perry is the chick that sings ‘I kissed a girl.’ That whole song is true by the way. All girls are about a quarter lesbian. I know you’re thinking, ‘what does a hot celebrity blogger know about lesbians?’
I don’t have time to write that book right now but take my word for it, your girlfriend is curious and she’s ready to act out on her impulses with another hot chick, me, and motel in Van Nuys. Just sayin.’