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Darby Gunpowder:
King cougar, Heather Locklear was arrested over the weekend for driving under the influence…but no alcohol was involved. The Melrose Place star seemed to have taken a few too many uppers, downers, jumpers, squeakers and Flinstones vitamins before deciding to join other motorists for a Sunday drive. Judging by the mugshot, home-girl lost a bet at a party and had to take 13 shots of 5-hour energy. Instead of jail she was probably taken to the LA Zoo and locked up with the monkeys where she could burn off some energy by dodging projectile shit. According the NYPost.com:

“Locklear, 47, was booked for suspicion of driving, while high on prescription drugs on Saturday before she made bail out of the Santa Barbara County Jail at about 11:30 p.m., authorities said.

The Santa Barbara County Sheriff released a mug shot of the fried actress, with running mascara and dark roots showing through her bleached blonde hair.

The actress was in the filthy rich community of Montecito at about 4:30 p.m., when she caught the attention of a concerned driver, cops said.

“She [Locklear] was observed by a citizen pulling out of a parking lot and the woman [witness] thought she [Locklear] was driving really erratically,” CHP spokesman Tom Marhsall said.

“She [the witness] didn’t know who she [the driver] was.”

The witness called 911 after spotting Locklear stopping and getting out her car several times within a few minutes, according to cops.

When an officer arrived, Locklear’s car was parked, blocking a lane of Highway 192, Marshall said.

Locklear passed tests to show she wasn’t drunk, but cops figured out she was impaired on an undisclosed prescription drug, officials said.

A rep for Locklear could not be immediately reached for comment today.

Ventura County paramedics rushed to Locklear’s home in March after the shrink called cops, fearing the actress could be despondent.

She was OK that day, but in April she checked into an Arizona psychological treatment facility for depression and anxiety.

Friends have said Locklear has been down in the dumps since her 11-year marriage to rocker Richie Sambora fell apart at the end of 2005.”

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