Megan Fox is ‘THAT girl’

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Hot girls who frolic around half naked like a bunch of street corner sirens deserve the chair. Let me elaborate. If said girl takes you to bed she’s redeemable, however, if she just flirts with you all day in a bra like Megan Fox and then sleeps with your best friend…execution necessary. I mean it, teases like Megan Fox don’t deserve any sympathy from the average joe. They deserve to be taken over a barrel and pwned something awful. And don’t hide behind the fact that you’re on the set of your newest movie How To Lose Friends And Alienate People, Meg. I know damn well that you’re ‘That girl’ who’s been performing Chinese flirt torture on masses of decent unsuspecting men for years. The jig is up–prepare for the barrel.

Comments (3) “Megan Fox is ‘THAT girl’”

shkmanSeptember 30, 2008 @ 6:36 pm

I’d let her walk around in a bra and hook up with my best friend. just saying

impresarioSeptember 30, 2008 @ 9:51 pm

those extras are so happy

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