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John:
Minnie Driver gave birth to 8 babies yesterday and is recovering well. I’m sorry but this is the only recent photo I could find of her. OK, that’s not true but I hope you’re totally grossed out right now, dude.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Kanye West was just arrested at LAX for assaulting a photographer. This news just made my day. Kanye West is an megalomaniac and deserves a slice of humble pie…I just wish his music wasn’t so damn good. According to Michael Follis, the story of his arrest goes as such:

“Dude, Kanye West was just arrested for beating the shit out of a photographer.”

E!Online reports:

“Police confirm that the rapper was arrested this morning at Los Angeles International Airport following an altercation with photographers.

The shutterbugged West, 31, faced off with several cameramen in the American Airlines terminal. He allegedly smashed an offending camera, valued at $10,000, and wound up getting arrested on suspicion of felony vandalism, says airport spokesman Marshall Lowe. One of West’s bodyguards was also collared for felony vandalism and battery.

An eyewitness describes to the scene to E! News: “Some time before 8, Kanye and a big posse arrived at the terminal. He got out and a bunch of paparazzi were swirling around him…

“Kanye had on a hoodie and was trying to get inside the American Airlines check-in area. The paparazzi got close and one of the Kanye security guys got into it with a paparazzi guy. It was a quite a scene and cops came.

“This all happpened while his security was whisking him into the terminal…He hadn’t made it to security. It was just a mess.”

Investigators are currently questioning witnesses at the airport.

Both West and his unidentified bodyguard remain in custody at the LAX station. They are expected to be transported to the LAPD Pacific Division for booking later in the day.”

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Darby Gunpowder:

Britney Spears made a robotic cameo at the VMA’s this week. She didn’t by any means get the shit taste out of my mouth from last year’s rendition of Free Willy meets Mama Mia. Either way, the press loves a comeback. But beware Brit, after hitting the top again, there’s only way back. I give it 3 months before Hurricane Britney spins off the planet again -and it will be for good this time. We can only hope and pray she gets her body in check one last time for Hugh Hefner to blow the farm on Britney’s nude debut.

Don’t forget to check out the candid photos of Britney’s kids below. Mom of the year!

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Warning: This video is a funnyordie.com original and it’s not very funny, so does that just leave us with “die”?
Don’t worry Sarah, the Derobers still think you are rockin hot.

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1) Who?
2) What?
3) Are you joking?

John:
1) That’s Leighton Meester, on of the stars of Gossip Girl.
2) Yes, that is a panda bear holding a fully automatic Gatlin Gun.
3) I never joke around. She’s my girlfriend and we’re going to have an alien baby with wings and I don’t care what her parents think.

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