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Sarita Stella is NOT girl next door hot (doubleviking)
Ashley Russell now prowling Big Ten sidelines (bustedcoverage)
Atom Smasher activated and we’re not dead..yet (asylum)
Lindsay Lohan in fishnets…hot (dirtyrottenwhore)
Emmanuelle Chriqui sexy at Fashion Week (on205th)
Funniest Pepsi Ad EVER (tastybooze)
Francesca Lukasik so so sexy in bra and panties (hottestgirlsofmyspace)
Victoria Beckham working the new hair (celebwarship)
Rear of the year (agentbedhead)
Tampa Bay Buc cheerleaders are other worldly (donchavez)
‘Hamlet 2′–is it worth seeing??–Answer here… (Pink)

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Release date: November 14, 2008.
I wish I were Daniel Craig.
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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Eye candy and a perfect target for personal ridicule. Lets think about Sophie Monk for a second. She starred on some Australian television shows, in a couple of shitty B movies (aka. Date Movie) and has been seen dating Ryan Seacrest. And I only know all that because I just IMDB’d her. So really what is so special about her? That’s right, nothing. She’s a poor man’s Kim Kardashian with a tighter ass. Don’t get me wrong if you see Sophie walking down the street you don’t say to yourself, “ehhh, average at best.” You realize you could never land that ass and die a little bit inside. But you know what, Sophie, you’re almost 30. So enjoy the crown well it still fits your perfect little head.

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Darby Gunpowder:

Holly Madison & Bridget Marquardt hosted National Lampoon’s Great American Run this past weekend. I’m not sure what this is and nor do you care as I’m sure you’ve stopped reading at this point and are happily clicking on the thumbnail of Playmate Heather Rene Smith below. Yes, that’s body paint and she is indeed bucky naked. In the absence of Kendra Wilson (the athletic, extra-trashy “Girl Next Door”) I feel the last 2 Mohicans are picking up the trash-slack she left behind by hosting an event sponsored by BluntWrap.com.

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John:
Jessica Simpson went on Good Morning America today and she stopped singing half way into the set because she couldn’t hear a thing. Tell me about it, sister. Click here for that whole shit show. It’s not like people are showing up to hear Jessica sing anyway. The host might as well say, “Now let’s wheel out Juggie McJuggerson. Apparently, Juggs is going to make some noises today but we’re told that’s part of the act so don’t be alarmed. Enjoy!”

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