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Darby Gunpowder:
Apparently there was a fashion show going on during Fashion Week in NYC, but the only thing I noticed was LiLo’s chesticles in full effect. While pondering my purpose on earth, I thought to myself, what if Lindsey Lohan was flat chested? Would she be an once of famous? I honestly don’t think so…
I also think to myself, do I have an unhealthy obsession with female mammalian? Yes, yes I do.

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This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, “fishing with dynamite.”

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John:
Judging by the photo above, I’d say hell just frosted over. The only way I could ever justify Britney getting 3 Moon Men is if everybody else in the audience got 100 of them just for showing up. I have no idea how she got those awards because I would never watch the VMA’s but if I had to guess I’d say a few of the actual winners gave Britney their awards and took a ‘just for fun’ photo. If that’s the case, then this is hysterical.

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Darby Gunpowder:
My first thought when I saw these photos of Tila Tequila, was: wow Pocahontas has some great tits. My second thought was: damn, that’s not Pocahontas, it’s an impostor. My last thought was: I want to ride a rollercoaster into her boobs. And so the story goes.

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John:
Despite having posed for The New Yorker Magazine FOR FREE, Lohan has declined Hef’s offer of $700K to strip down and show the world something we’ve all already seen.
This girl has been parading around LA for a month in nothing but see-through tops. Lohan basically one venereal desease short of hooking on Sunset Blvd. and she’s too good for Playboy? Lindsay, you’re never going to work seriosly in this town again. You’re like Pee-Wee Herman after he got arrested for flashing all those people only there are no second chances. The only second chance you’re getting is a chance to get naked again and get paid for it.

Screw it, I’m done trying to help. Here is Lohan naked. Yes, naked.

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