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John:

Katie “Jordan” Price woke up, put on her meat helmet, and said to herself, “I know! I’ll pose with a horsey! And I’ll wear pink, and the horsey will wear pink! And it’ll be sooo cuuuuute!”
-No, you’re banned from Derober. Forever. I don’t care what your nipples say. This is crap. Go home.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Oh yeah, wait…I meant to say I would love to see her head get knocked off. Thinking of Kim Kardashian singing is like trying to imagine a planet where every five seconds I get kicked in the nuts–for no reason. I’d sooner eat my own foot than listen to a second of Kardashian belching out a tune. I suggest that everyone go out and get a plastic bag from their local market just in case we all have to commit a ritual suicide.

Kim on a singing career says,

“I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing.”
If and when she pursues this, Kim has an all-star list of performers with whom she’d like to collaborate…
“I’d say a little bit Michael Jackson in there. I would love to work with, like, Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake.”

How about you have your mouth collaborate with the barrel of a sawed off shotgun and explode. Just saying.

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So we all know that Anne Hathaway dated a criminal but apparently she was also covering con-man Raffaello Follieri $37,000 per-month rent says the NY Post:

“He wasn’t too ashamed to allegedly cash thousands of dollars from his goo-goo-eyed girlfriend, Anne Hathaway. The “Get Smart” actress paid her beleaguered beau’s whopping $37,000 monthly rent at his sumptuous Olympic Tower duplex for four months until finally, in June, his lease ran out - and she ditched him as the feds closed in on his schemes.”

Note to self: Date Anne Hathaway. Date the shit out of her. She’s dumber than a sack of hammers and she’s rich. And when I date her I’m going to have her buy me all sorts of cool shit like water-trampolines and tree houses n’ stuff. But I want one of those adult tree houses that make you feel like a kid but with all the luxuries of adult living. Look, do I have to diagram this out using Anne Hathaway in a see-through dress? Fine, I will!

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Darby Gunpowder:
The British have no problem plastering Keeley Hazel and Lucy Pinder’s chest cannons all over the UK, but they do have a problem with Angelina wielding a rock-hard steel pistol in her ‘Wanted’ movie poster. So much so, the UK has banned the poster for glorifying violence. according to Dlisted,

“The U.K.’s Advertising Standards Authority ruled that two movie posters for “Wanted” glamorize guns and violence. Only 17 complaints were made against the posters, but the ASA felt it was enough to ban them forever!”

We here at Derober partially agree with the ban. Who wants to see Angelina Jolie holding a boring old gun?? When, if given a choice, we would much rather see her holding another weapon: a 16 inch dildo. You’re welcome ASA. Please feel free to use the above reproduction for your replacement posters.

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