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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Hello world, as you may have figured out from the title this is Krystal Forscutt. Who is she you ask? Good question, because just yesterday she was the hottest model in the world I hadn’t heard of. And now she’s the hottest model in the world I have. Well, turns out old clownshoes himself (Kanye West) saw the Lad magazine model and was so impressed that he posted forty of Forscutt’s best photos on his personal blog to help promote her. And as you might imagine Krystal is currently blowing up. Touche Kanye. Well played. You may have one the battle but not the war. Because I will dedicate the rest of my natural born life (two years and some change) to posting Krystal on my website until she’s so famous that she will inevitably have no other choice but to fall for me. I can see it now, the two of us on a mountaintop picking berries and having sex. She’s grilling me my favorite steak while I consume massive quantities of beer and cotton candy. Mmmmmm, nipple…or cotton candy…..both.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Please read this post while listening to Powerman 5000 ‘When World’s Collide’ (video after jump). And go. Pamela Anderson, and Michael Jackson are doin it and doin it and doin it gross. That’s right, Michael’s life is so messed up he wants to end it with a quick lethal injection of Hepatitus C. It’s a brilliant move by Pam since she’ll be the beneficiary of his estate -which isn’t much at this point, but it’s better than selling Tommy Lee’s used wiener socks on Ebay. Here’s the skinny on their latest rendezvous in Malibu,

“They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.”
So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.
We’re told: “They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela.”

No one is safe.
Continue Reading: WTF?! Pam Anderson and Michael Jackson dating

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John:
It’s moments like this that call for Insane-O the killer clown car. Christina Ricci and her boyfriend (whose name doesn’t matter) hit the beaches in Malibu yesterday. Ricci is a little spark plug, man. Why is she dating the Vietnam vet? You know that douche has no clue how to pleasure a woman. His idea of foreplay is probably something really pretentious like, “a good dinner and a cigar.” God, I hate this guy. He’s my new sworn enemy. Brace yourself, douchbag Bikini Killer, Ol’ John and Insan-O will be paying you a visit very, very soon.

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John:
Christina Aguilera stepped out with her kid to show the world her new post-pregnancy body. I posted a boner when I saw these. Oh, that was immature - sooo sorry. It’s like midnight here and I’ve been chasing shots of Jack Daniels with breast milk Diet Coke all night. Welcome to Derober where we chase our liquor with breast milk and diet soda. I defy you to find a bigger lot of badasses.

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