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John:
Britney Spears made a weekend appearance at Bare, Mirage’s topless pool. Thankfully, Brit kept her top on. That’s a good thing because Brintey’s nipples stare at the ground like a scorned dog. I can’t prove that of course but I’m really good at making things up and I’m just spinnin’ my wheels over here. Gotta’ run, my unicorn just arrived and I’ve got a ton of errands to run.

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Darby Gunpowder:
I can’t remember the last time I came home from a party covered in breastmilk. But then again, I haven’t partied with Demi Moore in ages. At a recent after-party for Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet tour, her brother Christopher Ciccone felt compelled to share a story about Demi Moore and her machine gun mammaries. According to The Sun it goes a little somethin like this,

“He said: “We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. She was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends.
“My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me: ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?’
“I replied: ‘How the f*** would I know? Call Demi!’”

For reasons I care not to explain, I don’t think I would turn down a boob-juice douche from Demi Moore.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Let me start off by saying it’s not what it looks like. I hear in some cultures sticking your finger in another man’s ass is perfectly normal. Kind of like bowing is to the Chinese, or blowing a total stranger is to a Saigon whore. Just simple courtesy I’m told. So these photos of Kevin Spacey pulling a kid’s pants down and spanking him shouldn’t come as much of a surprise to you John Q. Public. But on a more serious note, if you were born in America and like me then you’re probably a tad bit skeptical of Spacey’s alleged heterosexual image. He has showed up to numerous award shows in the past with beautiful women at his side and has never officially come out of the closet. However, these pictures might just have blown those hinges clean off. But either or I think Seinfeld said it best when he uttered, “not that there’s anything wrong with that.” It does, however, make for one hell of an interesting story though; I’m just sure Spacey’s publicist would agree.

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