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Exclusive: Proof that Britney Spears album covers are FAKE

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Darby Gunpowder:
Both the London Daily Mail and The Sun are running these pics today. They are claiming these are promotional photos from Brit’s new single, Womanizer.
WWTDD first suspected that the photos are a fake and the Derober’s rollover effect proves it.
We all know a little (or a lot) of photoshop goes into promo materials, but the photos used here are ripped straight from Britney 2004 Onyx Hotel Tour. Some talented bastard cut her face off and put it on a super-model’s body. Roll your mouse over the photos above and below and say, ahh-haaa!!!!

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Now if I can only track down Brit’s body-double and ask her out for some jag-bombs and sex… Don’t worry, I’ll bring a paper bag with in case I need to cover up her (possibly) hideous mug.

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Rocky Road! Ruth! Ruth! Baby Ruth! Hey yooouuuu guuuyyssss!

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Darby Gunpowder:
Kim Kardashian recently wrote in her blog that she weighs just under 120 lbs. Exqueeze me? I beg your lardom? Everyone knows your a plus size model and they like you for that, but the minute you start weighing yourself on fantasy island, or on the moon’s surface -we have to call bullshit. Bullshit.
Here’s what Kim wrote on her blog while getting fried chicken grease all over her keyboard:

I am a size 27 jeans… My measurements are 34, 26, 39. But remember I am 5′2″ and 1/2 and everyone carries their weight in different places.

My body frame is small, but since I have curves, many people assume I am bigger and wear a bigger size in jeans. This is simply not the case! The misconception carries over to my weight, too. I am right under 120 lbs, but a lot of people have been shocked to hear that and have accused me of lying! Haha.
Get a scale bitches!!!!
XOXO,
Kim

Get a candy bar bitches!!!!

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Jessica Alba in bikini 4 months after kid is spec-tacular.

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John:
Jessica Alba sucked when she was pregnant but all is forgiven now. 4 months later? Did the hospital bed she gave birth in come with a complimentary treadmill? I’ll bet she spends 2 hours a day just bench-pressing her kid. I would google the kid’s name but I know our readers don’t care. They only respond to words like ‘bikini’, ‘uncensored’, and ‘Kardashian dumper.’ Sickos.

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Girl Next Door Engaged, Tila’s a Ho, Kournikova’s Large Ass, More Juice Please…

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