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John:
Heidi and Spencer are not immortalized on the walls of Wofgang Pucks Beverly Hills restaurant, ‘The Cut.’ I swear you’d lose business if those photos were on the walls of a 7-Eleven. I used to eat at the cut every day. I’d get the Tomato Gnocci Broiche with bolognese. True story.
Now I’m taking my business to Jack In the Box where they have some self respect.

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The Derobers thought it would be a good idea to put our photo editing skills to good use and forecast the future. Check out what would happen if your favorite celeb bumped uglies with your favorite athlete and had a baby. Roll your mouse over the photos below to reveal the pop culture spawns.

Britney Spears and Dale Earnhardt Jr

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Michael Jordan and Tyra Banks

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Lindsey Lohan and Anna Kournikova

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Walt Disney and Shawn Johnson

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Oh yeah, family reunions and anonymous odors. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson might be two despicable human beings but dammit they’re good for a laugh. I look at these two and see more than just the obvious (clothed munch boxs), I see hope. Hope of a future free from scrutiny and ridicule. Hope of a life without materialistic values and frivolous goods. Hope of..ahhh f#ck it I’m just messing around. Hahaha, I hope these two get pwnd by a mack truck full of explosives right in the middle of what ‘was’ a great date. Hopefully they’re laughing at that very moment.

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John:
Mischa Barton can’t keep her nipples in her shirt these days. Also, she’s dumber that a pile of mashed potatoes which doesn’t help. I swear this girl could completely forget to get dressed in the morning and not realize it until she got to Starbucks.

P.S. F@ck Starbucks.

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