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Darby Gunpowder:
I spy…a salami nipple! Some days I want to make love to Photoshop. There are certain lighting techniques you can apply to photos to reveal hidden objects on photos. I have a nasty habit of trying them on pretty much every photo I get and once in a blue moon -Eureka! A Nipple! I did not photoshop the silver dollar into the above photo, I merely tweaked the light settings on the original photo.
Aside from Katie’s pancake apearance, the internet group/Scientologist haters, Anonymous picketed the opening of her Broadway show, All My Sons. According to US Weekly,

The group was wearing masks and shouted, “We are not boycotting Katie, we are not boycotting the play, we are protesting Scientology. It is evil. Scientology kills people. It follows you home at night. It is perverted.”
A spokesperson for Anonymous spoke to Us recently about the planned action. “We are going to be there not only in protest of The Church of Scientology,” a member of the group told Us, “we would love to see Katie Holmes get away from this evil cult before it’s to late.”

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John:
Mila Kunis is on the set of her new film Extract. I’d like to extract those boobs from that blouse! OOOHHHHH, SNAP! Mila’s a gravy train with biscuit wheels. Seriously, if she ever posed in Playboy, I’d be in line at the newsstand at 4 a.m. with a $5.95 and a loaded shotgun.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Brad Pitt is not only the only man I’d spoon with IF MY HAND WAS FORCED, he’s also a humanitarian. He just donated $100,000 in an effort to defeat ballot initiatives that would ban gay marriage in California and Massachusetts. Same-sex marriage is already legal in both states, however, it is up to voters if they want to continue the practice. Brad explained his decision by stating,

no one has the right to deny another their life, even though they disagree with it, because everyone has the right to live the life they so desire if it doesn’t harm another and because discrimination has no place in America, my vote will be for equality and against Proposition 8

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Brad then went on to criticize why more people in the industry haven’t lent more financial support to the cause yet. Especially, and specifically buddy George Clooney. Brad went on to say about George,

Now, that guy should be driving up to city hall with a dump truck full of cash. I’m not implying anything, but ‘dedicated bachelor’? That’s about as convincing as marrying Katie Holmes.”

Hahaha, did I hear a Tom Cruise gay reference in there, Brad? Cudos to you you sexy mother f#$ker. And if saying that makes me gay then strike up the band and tell me where to find the parade.

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Darby Gunpowder:
The carny world is a small world with big dreams. It’s a fact that most carnies end their special lives with suicide, usually by feeding themselves to the 2-headed python, or by jumping off the moving train over a stone quarry. The outcasts of society. Which is why Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were the first people to come to mind when I saw this freak of nature combo. So if the “I’m famous for no reason” gig ever dries up, these two assbags can hit the road with Ringling Brothers freak show and if all goes well they will meet Britney, the 2-headed python.
Check out the video of the little man and the long stems after the jump. Homeboy looks up her skirt -smooth move mini me!
Continue Reading: World’s longest legs meets world’s shortest man. Plus, worlds smallest brain meets world’s largest ego/clownshoes.

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