Heather Locklear’s DUI was a setup

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Darby Gunpowder:
Well, well, well -it looks like ol’ Heather Locklear was setup on her recent DUI. The tattle-tale who called 911 to report Heather was former Us Weekly staffer Jill Ishkanian who was under FBI investigation for hacking Us computers to locate celebrities. TMZ reports:

“When Heather got in her car, Ishkanian called 911, even though the car wasn’t even moving at the time.
Now get this — sources say immediately after Ishkanian called 911, she called a paparazzi agency to give them the heads up Heather was about to be popped. TMZ obtained those photos, not knowing it was Ishkanian who set the ball in motion.
And it gets worse. Ishkanian apparently is the only witness who says Lockelear was driving erratically and that she was drunk, even though it’s already established she was not under the influence of alcohol.

Dear Jill Ishkanian,
You are a devil-woman and will pay for messing with King Cougar, Heather Locklear. We have managed to rustle up Jill’s personal email address and cell phone just in case any Locklear fans want to say hello:

jillishk@gmail.com
312-519-7817

Comment (1) “Heather Locklear’s DUI was a setup”

Leo you are a douchebagNovember 5, 2009 @ 9:40 am

Leo Ramos fucks the Fat Kelly Stagg and the AIDS-ridden Stephen Lenehan in the ASS HOLE!

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