Kim Kardashian booted off Dancing With the Stars; can’t imagine why
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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
It is a sad day for Sir Mix-a-Lot ‘Baby Got Back’ fans everywhere. In a stunning decision Kim Kardashian was kicked off Dancing with the Stars last night (in case you didn’t gather that from the title). And I for one am shocked. Kim deserved better. I mean lets think about her track record here for a second: rich father–check, sex-tape–check, an ass that has it’s own gravitational pull–check. I mean what the hell people, this girl isn’t famous for nothing. Don’t hate. I demand a re-count. In the meantime now I have to find something else to do with my Tuesday nights.
For a solution to Kim’s ‘big ass problem’ click here.