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Darby Gunpowder:
Attention America: if you don’t vote, you will be muzzled.

Jessica Alba is yet another celebrity who is trying to sway the young vote for the upcoming election. The organization, Declare Yourself* managed to talk Jessica into wearing a Hannibal Lector mask for their latest ad (PR stunt).

Dumb. Movie stars, musicians, reality stars, house pets and The Jonas Brothers have no business in politics. We used to live in a country For the people, by the people and now we live in a pop-culture based society (you’re on a celebrity gossip blog right now reading this) where it’s For the people, by the celebrity that told me think this way because I’m a lemming. Yet another reason our country is going down the toilet. It’s sad that our next president will be elected by “popular” vote, not because of his stance on major issues, but because it’s en vogue. We have literally regressed back to 6th grade and thousands of ignorant votes will be cast for the same reason you bought the same pair of jeans that J-Lo was wearing -she’s popular. I am not referring to McCain or Obama specifically at all -I’m just looking at the bigger picture. I don’t care either way because I am Jamaican today (you should see the heat I’m packin’).

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*Declare Yourself is a national nonpartisan, nonprofit campaign to empower and encourage every eligible 18-year-old in America to register and vote.

FYI: Although Declare Yourself prides themselves on bipartisanship, Jessica Alba, their new spokesperson, is voting for Obama/Biden

Oh, and Jessica, stick to what you know best: making shitty movies and prancing around like the hot retard you are.